Laughter Of The Day (Singlish/Minglish)‏

You might like this. This is hilarious.....even a British, European or American cannot construct sentences using numbers, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0).


  1. hahahahahah...
    pernah baca tapi stil nak gelak..
    :D :D
    creative betul, walaupun sebutan no tu tak begitu sama dengan the actual word, but it make sense for a chinese speaker kan.. wakakak..

  2. HAHAHAHAH. Memang funny si Ah Kaw ni. Mana dapat ni?

  3. Lady, bila baca tu teringat kat Pua Chu Kang...

    Tireless mom, s'body forwarded that to me.